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I'm a Christmas Unicorn, in a uniform made of gold
With a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose

Oh, I'm a Christian holiday, I'm a symbol of original sin
I've a pagan tree, and a magical wreath, and bow-tie on my chin

Oh, I'm a pagan heresy, I'm a tragic-al Catholic shrine
I'm a little bit shy, with a lazy eye, and a penchant for sublime

Oh, I'm a mystical apostasy, I'm a horse with a fantasy twist
Though I play all night, with my magical kite, people say I don't exist

For I make no full apology for the category I reside
I'm a mythical mess, with a treasury chest, I'm a construct of your mind

Oh, I'm hysterically American, I've a credit card on my wrist
And I have no home, or a field to roam, I will curse you with my kiss

Oh, I'm a criminal pathology with a history of medical care
I'm a frantic shopper, and a brave pill popper, and they say my kind are rare

But I've seen others in the uniform of a unicorn just like me
We are legions wide, and we choose no sides, we are masters of mystique

For you're a Christmas Unicorn, I have seen you on the beat
You may dress in the human uniform, child
But I know you're just like me
  • Mood: Christmas Spirited

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KirbytehPink
Tormenting dragons since 2005!
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Australia
Hello internet masses, I know not why you are reading this, but you are, and so I should probably write something entertaining for you. Sadly, I cannot. So now you must put up with my Crow imitations.

Ka-kaaaaaaw!

I'll happily model and Characters/creatures you've created. Just ask!
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:iconhuntclaw:
Huntclaw Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nooooo, I missed your birthday. :c
Happy unbirthday! orz
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:iconkirbytehpink:
KirbytehPink Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist
BEST UNBIRTHDAY EVER
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:iconkirbytehpink:
KirbytehPink Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist
People remember I exist? No way!
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nekomaster1000 Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist
Yup! And a happy birthday to you :3
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:iconcharrchan:
CharrChan Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday:D
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YoshiLuigirulz Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
:iconmiguelplz: Oh happy happy birthday~
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kargaroc586 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Happy birthday! :hug:
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PhoenixCelestius Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student General Artist
mate :evillaugh:
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:iconkirbytehpink:
KirbytehPink Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist
Moyte.
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YoshiLuigirulz Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
I tag you [link] :iconmanfaceplz:

*Runs for the hills*
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:iconphoenixcelestius:
PhoenixCelestius Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Student General Artist
Tagged! [link]
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:iconkirbytehpink:
KirbytehPink Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist
ACK! No! Get away from me! Don't touch-AH! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
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:iconphoenixcelestius:
PhoenixCelestius Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Student General Artist
:evillaugh:
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NecroBalam Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Hey Hey Hey!
Happy Birthday!!
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:iconkirbytehpink:
KirbytehPink Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist
Hey Hey Hey!
Thanks a bunch!
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